Pale Green Things
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high speed trains look like that so u can pet them more easily BTW
also they go fast ^^
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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus
let’s get you to bed grandma
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has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging
has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating
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we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments
It’s all well and good to have the chewy decimal system, but what happens when you go to a store that uses Grocery of Congress classification?
(Yes, this is a librarian joke.)
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
me normally: i’m not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
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when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place
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